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Outrage is my favorite ice cream flavor

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I eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Sometimes it's hard to get outraged about stuff, which is tough, since my whole entire public persona - nay, my career as a whole - is built on the platform of "being outraged about things." Outrage is funny, it gets people's attention, gets them thinking. It works a lot better than just "explaining things like a rational human being" or "acting like an adult" (ha ha no way lol). I always think, if you can't write it on a sign and wave it around while standing outside the White House, then what's the point in saying it? 
 

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