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I wouldn't say never!

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I'd never say never!
That lovely and charming woman Greta Van Susteren asked me if I was going to run for president in 2016, and I'm not saying never! I never say never. Because saying never means people won't shovel any more money into my SarahPAC, and then how am I going to afford my awesome wardrobe? Those $400 snakeskin pumps don't buy themselves, you know.
 

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