I'm not a feminist - I think women should be equal
I would never call myself a feminist. I'm not a feminist! I think that women are equal to men, and that we deserve the same respect, and are able to fill the same duties, like Vice President. That's why I'm not a feminist, see, because feminists think women are better and all men should die and also we should kill all the babies. Feminists are evil! And I am not evil. Therefore I am not a feminist.